Always Bet on STACKED

October 16th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Always Bet on STACKED

It should be obvious by now that chicks like dudes with money, man. They gravitate to big wallets… well… like you gravitate to big tits. When a chick sees a guy who has enough dough to keep her in a comfortable fashion she gets the equivalent of a boner. And that chick boner will lead her to give up anything and everything to be a rich dude’s main squeeze. For example, our big-boobed gal here, Summer Sinn, is not very interested in this average Joe until she realizes that he has the big bucks. Then she is willing to bend over backwards to accommodate his needs. They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas and in this case, what happens in Vegas is that Summer fucks and sucks this guy until he blows his wad on her tits. The lessons we learn here is ALWAYS bet on stacked, because big titted bitches will always put out for dough and that money can’t buy you happiness, but it will buy you a big-tit hooker, and that is almost as good.

Always Bet on STACKED

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Planting The Seed

October 14th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Planting The Seed

Well, here we go again. Lorna Morgan’s pregnant photos generated a lot of controversy…moreso than any other single topic. Will Sunshine’s pregnant photos produce the same results? Or are we talking apples and oranges. To be frank about it, some of the editors were surprised that Sunshine didn’t get knocked up much earlier. Sunshine started modeling for us five years ago in 2003, began doing guys from the start and has over a half-dozen XXX sessions to her credit, plus a few scenes with other girls. Sunshine is totally into hot and heavy sex on camera and loves taking a hard cock while the cameras roll, even with the belly-bump. Lorna, as you know, is the complete opposite. And Sunshine just looks like the kind of girl who could get pregnant just by smelling cum. Anyway, it would seem easy to predict that anyone seeing Sunshine with a huge baby belly is not going to write in with a negative attitude. Pro, con or non, you’ll be seeing any potential Sunshine pregnancy debate in the SCORE Card letter section.

Planting The Seed

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Fuckin’ Mo Titties: Goldie Jackson

October 14th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Fuckin' Mo Titties: Goldie Jackson

Mikey gives Goldie a pop quiz. That means he’ll quiz her until he pops. Pops all over her giant chocolate bon-bons. She tells him that she likes her nipples sucked. No teeth. No biting. Then he almost fucks up royally by comparing her to Cassitty, another great girl. Goldie doesn’t like being compared. This is a girl who stands on her own two heels. To prove it, she tells him to come over to her and starts to work immediately on his pipe. Unable to resist being an obnoxious smart-ass, Mikey goades Goldie further, asking her if she can suck dick as good as Cassitty. “I’m gonna suck the best you’ve ever had,” Goldie informs him, starting with a hands-free blow job. For good measure, she sucks and licks his low-dangling bag. “Fuck my mouth,” she requests. Goldie is a slurper. She makes loud, gooey noises when she oralizes a dude to enhance the experience because she knows every guy likes getting his cock worked over in Sensurround. “Put your dick between my tits,” is Goldie’s next order. By the time Goldie is naked and on her back with his dick between her breasts, Mikey finally stops being an asshole and shuts the fuck up about Cassitty this, Cassitty that. Come on, they’re both good Voluptuous models! Goldie wants the cock inside her. He tells her to ride him first so she eases onto his shaft in a sitting position. Her strong thighs are like shock absorbers as she lowers down and then lifts up his cock-length, the wetness dripping down her inner thighs with every stroke. This video is on DVD in Fuckin’ Mo Titties co-starring dirty mamitas Sierra and Panther.

Fuckin' Mo Titties: Goldie Jackson

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Fantasy SCORE WTF?

October 11th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Fantasy SCORE WTF?

What the fuck were you thinking when you decided to feature Amy Wine-house as a Fantasy SCORE subject? You rarely do the Fantasy SCORE feature, and then you waste it on an unattractive crack whore. Whose dumbass idea was that? I mean, the woman looks like a Halloween witch in real life. Is that why you put her in the October issue? If so, then the artist should’ve had her riding a broom. Then I could’ve hung it on my door for a Halloween decoration. A better choice would have been Morticia Addams or Elvira, both of whom I have often fantasized about with bigger tits. Please don’t waste Fantasy SCORE on filth again because I really do like the idea of putting bigger tits on beautiful women. The one of Charlize (August ‘08) and the one before of Gwen (May ‘08) were both beautiful works of art, and that is what they all should be.-J.V.

Fantasy SCORE WTF?

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Santa Girl

October 7th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Santa Girl

I feel almost 100% today. I think I should be back to normal within the next two days. My snake Chong and I cooked breakfast this morning; he was around my neck most of the time. I love spending time with my animals. Then my friend Sarah and I went to the mall to buy some clothes. That’s not an easy task for me cause of my huge tits! But I did manage to buy three new bra and underwear sets and a couple outfits. Oh, and I got these really cute panties. Maybe I’ll snap a pic in them for you guys to see. They’re real “fuck-me” panties! Oh and I can’t wait cuz I’m going to the porn store next week to get some new toys! I love new toys. Maybe I should stock up on batteries, too? lol

Santa Girl

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Kitty Lee Behind The Scenes

October 6th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Kitty Lee Behind The Scenes

The generously built Kitty Lee is guided through a photo shoot session for Voluptuous and you can tell how good a model she is by the obedient way she takes direction. Believe it or not, some guys don’t care much for big tits. Kitty explains: “I went out with one guy who broke up with me because my boobs were too big. When he met me I was wearing a really big, baggy shirt because I was just out at a hardware store getting something really quick. But when we went out I wore this really sexy outfit. He dated me a couple of times and then told me he couldn’t date me because my boobs were too big. He just said he couldn’t date a woman with boobs this big, that it bothered him. He’s the only guy who ever said that to me, though.” It’s a good thing they stopped dating. This guy sounds mentally ill.

Kitty Lee Behind The Scenes

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Swedish Street Hooker

September 26th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Swedish Street Hooker

What’s a beautiful, sexy girl like Puma Swede doing in this dumpy back alley? That’s a question she’s heard a hundred times so don’t go trying to change her. She’s a very happy hooker, gets to schedule her own hours and meets an interesting cross section of people. Puma’s so horny that she’ll start sucking a trick as soon as she gets into his vehicle. Why wait and waste time until they get to the No-Tell Motel? The customer does get more bang for his buck that way. Why doesn’t Puma opt for a more leisurely job environment, like a ranch in Nevada or a brothel in Sweden? She prefers more fresh air than being cooped up. That’s understandable. And she stands out more from the crowd with her longs legs, pretty face and big tits. It’s true what they say about Scandinavian girls. They really like to fuck.

Swedish Street Hooker

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The seven-inch itch

September 26th, 2008 by splogsmoney

The seven-inch itch

If Marilyn Monroe had been super-stacked and worn green in The Seven-Year Itch… “Excuse me,” Karina said as she pulled on this dress. “What is the seven-year itch?” Ah, to be young and Czech! The Seven-Year Itch, as we explained to Karina, was the 1955 movie in which Marilyn Monroe wore her famous white dress and stood over a subway grating in New York. When a train came by, the wind from the train made her dress billow, resulting in one of the most-famous scenes in movie history. “Who is Marilyn Monroe?” Karina asked, and at that point, we knew it was time to move on. Besides, Karina is making history on her own here, flashing record-breaking cleavage that never would have gotten past those 1955 movie censors, then whipping out her tits and spreading and dildo-izing her pussy in ways that Ms. Monroe never could have dreamed of when she posed for Playboy. Looking at Karina in and out of that green dress, we’ve got a severe case of the seven-inch itch.

The seven-inch itch

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Ready, aim, fire!

September 26th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Ready, aim, fire!

Karina is dressed for battle, or maybe some guerrilla warfare. Could your cock survive a confrontation with a pair of H-cup naturals? Karina’s camouflage isn’t going to do much good when she has those huge missiles protruding from her chest, ready for launch, clearly visible from satellites circling the Earth. “I’ve never been able to blend into a crowd,” Karina said, stating the obvious. “But I think I would make a very good army commander. My troops would always be standing at attention!” Here, the focus is on Karina’s big rack, as usual, with plenty of attention paid to her second most impressive asset, her ass. “Believe it or not, I have known many men who didn’t even notice that I had big breasts because they were always looking at my butt,” Karina said. “But most men like my breasts and my butt.” And your pretty face, Karina? She pouted. “Yes, but sadly, men are more interested in tits and ass.” Tell us about it. By the way, Karina said she has never had anal sex but is interested in trying it one day. “Maybe one day, a man will catch me by surprise.” A sneak attack? Sounds like a sound military strategy.

Ready, aim, fire!

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Spilling Out

September 26th, 2008 by splogsmoney

Spilling Out

Mandy Pearl is a beauty therapist and a make-up artist in England. Aren’t most make-up artists really good-looking girls? Her breasts are full, high-riding, shapely and her breast skin is flawless. We’d have never known about Mandy had it not been for Kevin, a male friend back home. He’s not a boyfriend, Mandy said, but he’s a SCORE reader and he’s our pal now, and yours too after he told Mandy to send her pictures to our studio staff in Miami. She could have giggled and brushed him off, calling him a dog, but Mandy listened and did as he advised. Those are the kind of friends we need. Everyone saw Mandy’s bare chest for the first time ever on SCOREtv episode 9 and what a treat that was. Now here’s more in Mandy’s first Scoreland.com photo shoot since Hungary For Hooters. See Mandy’s video in Voluptuous Theater.

Spilling Out

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